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    Corrupt a Wish

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    Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Cüzen on Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:50 pm

    Welcome to Corrupt a Wish. Smile

    The rules are simple:

    Start off by granting the wish above you. The thing is, you can't just grant it you must also throw in a twist. Examples:

    Player A: I wish I had a cute puppy!
    Player B: Granted, but although it looks absolutely cute and adorable it attempts to take your hand off the moment you try and pet it.

    Player Y: I wish I could learn to sky dive.
    Player Z: Granted, but you never learn how to deploy a parachute. Your first sky diving trip ends with a splat.

    Be original. Try not to corrupt everyone's wish with them dying. After corrupting the wish make your own. Simple. I'll start.

    I wish I lived in a mansion.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Nick on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:13 am

    Granted, however you learn the mansion is haunted!

    I wish I was a proffesional football player. (American)
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:58 am

    Granted although you learn its just for fantasy football!

    i wish i had a million dollars
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Nick on Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:50 am

    Granted, you have won the lottery.
    However the lottery was a mistake and someone else had already won.

    I wish I didn't have to go to school.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Cüzen on Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:04 pm

    Granted, you grow up without an education and no job, eventually dying of loneliness and regret. :c

    I wish I could time travel.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Nick on Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:20 pm

    Granted, however you time travel all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs and are stuck there forever!

    I wish I was the strongest man in the world.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:39 pm

    Granted. You kill everyone and break everything you touch.
    I wish for a pet hippopotamus
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Nick on Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:27 am

    Granted, you buy one as a baby but as it grows older it escapes and burns down the whole neighborhood.

    I wish I was really tall!
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:41 am

    Granted but you find out the only way for you to be tall is with stilts!

    I wish i had a Kleenex
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:46 am

    you get a klenex but you discover someone else used it after using it. I wish i ruled the world.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:47 am

    Granted but you get the Kleenex i just used to rule over instead.

    I wish this game wasn't all granting
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Nick on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:17 am

    Granted, but then you just got granted again...

    I wish I was rich
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:18 am

    Granted but the money that was given to you was stolen and you are sentenced to a life in prison.

    I wish i had a star
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:20 am

    you have a star. the world is destroyed cause.. well, you have a star. i wish i had a nice car.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:23 am

    granted but the nice car is then destroyed by angry Nazi's

    I wish i had a wish
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:24 am

    granted. now you have to keep making this same wish and are stuck in a wishing loop for all of time.
    I wish for the end of world hunger.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:30 am

    granted but in the process they all die from food poisoning

    I wish i had some grub
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:01 am

    granted, ya have some grub. larva. and they go up your nose. and eat your brain. I wish i had a pet snake.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Nick on Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:06 am

    Granted, however that snake breaks loose and eats all the food in your house.

    I wish I was Bill Gates

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:09 am

    you are bill gates. You are an old man whos life is half over and is bored of everything because you have already done everything. you break down and have a second mid-life crisis then commit suicide. RIP billgates.
    I wish a had a puppie that never got older Grin
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:43 am

    granted however the puppy is a zombie that eats you

    i wish i was a vampire
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:58 pm

    granted. you think its cool at first but slowly come to hate your self, as you have to kill other people just to stay alive. you eventually throw yourself into the sun and burn up.
    I wish i met an alien.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:00 pm

    granter but you wake up missing a toe.

    i wish i was a movie star
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:10 pm

    granted. a crazed fan stabs you in the stomach. You are never again able to eat spicy food.
    I wish i met an alien that didn't decide to take along body parts with him
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:11 pm

    granted he takes your house

    i wish tomorrow is a good day

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