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    Corrupt a Wish

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    ian_the_great2
     
     

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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:15 pm

    granted. tomorrow is a great day! In fact, its the best day you've ever hand and seems to be on a higher level than anything else you've ever experinced. Then you spend the rest of your life wishing for that day to came again and it never does.
    I wish for a octopus.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:17 pm

    granted however the octopus drowns you in the water

    i wish i had a blanket for i am cold
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:20 pm

    you have a blanket. It warms you up. Then a flying donkey bursts through your room and steals your blanket. Now the cold seems even colder due to the previous warmth. you also have a hole in your wall. cold.
    i wish i could swim under water
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:40 am

    granted but as you learn to swim you get a foot cramp and you drown

    i wish i was a model
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:57 am

    you are. You are popular for about a year, then everyone gets bored of you. unable to get a job due to the fact to no one will hire a previously famous person, you resort to robbery. You are now a sad human being living on the streets.
    I wish i had a pony.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by maingan on Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:35 am

    granted but the pony eats you out of a home and so you eat it

    i wish i had a star
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:44 am

    you have a small start that can fit in your hands. then your hands melt away. You survive but have sever burns and were exposed to extream radiation. You now have full-body cancer.
    I wish i met a ghost.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by AsuraMoon on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:47 pm

    Granted, although you learn that the ghost has 61 strange friends who terrorize your house for eternity.

    I wish i could change into any animal i wanted to.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:49 pm

    granted. Its a one-time deal... oops
    I wish i ruled the world.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by AsuraMoon on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:52 pm

    Granted, although you must sit on your throne and turn to stone forever.

    I wish i had a lifetime supply of doughnuts!
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:55 pm

    Granted. Fat! You are fat! xD
    I wish i had a lifetime supply of cookies
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by AsuraMoon on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:00 pm

    (oh no my precious doughnuts i don't want to be fat!)
    Granted although when you eat them you discover they are made out of the hardest stone in the world and you break all your teeth, rendered speechless forever.

    I wish i could talk to animals.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:02 pm

    Granted. Sadly, i shared some of my cookies with you. You are now rendered speechless. xD
    I wish i had a pet lizard that DIDNT want to eat me
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by AsuraMoon on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:07 pm

    Granted although you are told that the lizard's dna is mixed with a goat's and it eats every food you have and you quickly die of hunger. XD

    I wish i was a horse
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:09 pm

    You are a horse. However, you are eaten by a pack of rabid squirrels.
    I wish i lived out at sea.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by AsuraMoon on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:18 pm

    Granted. however you discover that the sea has been invaded by tiny flesh loving octopus and you soon find yourself getting smaller and smaller until you eventually become one of them.

    I wish i could be the best dancer in the world


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:26 pm

    You are the best dancer in the world. You practice and practice, however your feet become warped, due to overworking them. Every step is now painful. you will never be able to dance without feeling extreme pain.

    I wish i could breath under water.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by AsuraMoon on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:29 pm

    Granted, although after 5 minutes you drown and die.

    I wish i could time travel.


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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:42 pm

    You learn how to time travel, however you are unable to return to your current time. you are hunted down and killed by the current time's people. Sadness
    I wish i WAS time. Lets wee what you can do with that.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Daimo on Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:29 am

    Granted, but time is just a man made element, so you die.

    I wish I was invincible.
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by Jack_Stone74 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:51 am

    Granted, but you try diving into lava and drown 5 seconds later

    I wish I could live in a (popular) anime
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    Re: Corrupt a Wish

    Post by ian_the_great2 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:30 pm

    granted. Its a yoai. Twisted Evil
    I wish It was impossible to become bored.

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